TAX MASTERS

While I was at the gym this morning, I saw a commercial for Tax Masters...you know, the guy with the hairy red beard.

THAT GUY------------------------>

I don't know why, but I just crack up when I see his commercials.  Perhaps it's because of how he stands at an angle. Maybe it's his neatly manicured beard?  Or could it be the music they play in the background that is supposed to induce fear and anxiety?  I'd like to be the composer on this commercial who was given the opportunity to write music for it. The listing may have looked something like this:

"Professional accounting company seeks 30-second background instrumental piece.  Preferably piano.  Music must create tension along with a sense of helplessness and suicidal thoughts. Bonus if you can make them jump out their 2nd story window...but not until after they call Tax Masters...err, I mean professional accounting company."

 Thanks "red beard man" for making me smile.