I moved into my apartment May of 2010. It's a nice community filled with tenants who are in some form of entertainment (dancers, actors, models and I would imagine singers too.) One of the reasons I picked this place was for the activity that takes place around me. I don't feel like I'm ever alone because I can just look out my window at the pool area and see people swimming or soaking up the sun.
Anyway, my good friend Jaime used to work in the property management office before I moved in. When she heard I was looking for a place to live, she mentioned to me that her building (the building I live in now) had an open unit and she suggested I take a look at it. So, I rushed over and took a look at the unit. I fell in love with it and moved in a few short days later.
About a month after I moved I was really toying with the idea of getting a cat...a ragdoll to be exact. However, I knew that if I got one, I'd have to pay a pet deposit along with a monthly animal fee. Since my friend worked here, she said that she would just turn the other cheek and not say anything. However, if it were ever discovered I had a cat, I'd have to start paying the animal fee.
Well, fast forward a year later, my friend no longer works here and I came home the other day to find a notice on my door that read, "Annual Unit Inspection" is going to take place, "Tuesday, July 19th, 2011." I thought, "Oh great...now I'm going to have to find a place to hide my cats for when they come to 'inspect' my unit." The notice didn't say what they would be doing or how thorough of an inspection it would be. So, I didn't want to take any risks. I made plans to board the cats at a local little place called, "The Best Little Cat House" in Burbank. It was absolutely adorable! I spent COUNTLESS hours cleaning my apartment to make it immaculate. Don't get me wrong....my place isn't that messy. However, I needed to make sure there was no proof of cats living here in case it was a thorough inspection.
Wouldn't you know the day came and I waited...and waited...and waited...and no inspector came! Ugh! So, fast forward to Thursday afternoon. I was in my bedroom trying on a new dress when my doorbell rings. Half dressed I open my front door to see 4 men standing at the door. One states, "INSPECTOR. We are here to inspect your apartment." I got REALLY mad. I go, "Inspector????? You are THREE days late!" He goes, "Yes, we are running behind schedule." I go, "Well, I am not even fully dressed right now you are just going to have to come back at a later time." He goes, "Well, ma'am, you are one of the last units so we have to see your place now." I go, "Well, you are going to have to wait and come back in 5 minutes because I have to change." I slam the door (well, not really but I felt like it.) I hurried up and changed and shuffled some papers together to clean up a pile I had laying on my living room floor. In the course of it, I gave myself a HUGE paper-cut between my finger and nail. OUCH!! There was blood everywhere. Ughh! There was NO WAY I could hide the cats now.
So, finally I open the door and let the inspector in with the cats running around in their full glory. I think I scared the other 3 guys so they stayed in the hallway. The inspector was very nice and only stayed for a few minutes. He was there to check the smoke detectors. When he was done he looks at my cats and was like, "Oh, aren't they beautiful! What breed are they?" I go "Ragdolls." He goes, "Oh! They are so beautiful. Where did you get them from?" "How old are they?" "Are they friendly?" "Aren't cats just the best?" "What is their temperament like?" "Do they shed?" "How often do you brush them?" Seriously??!! Can't you just get out of my home!! Go figure the inspector guy is a cat lover and couldn't leave my cats alone. I can just see him down in the management office..."Yes, the girl in unit 4406...you know...the one who has two cats..." And than my management company will see I am not paying cat rent and I will be notified. Thanks inspector dude! Here I went to all that trouble to get the cats out of my place on the 19th and he doesn't even show up until the 21st!
Darned if I DO, Darned if I DON'T! :)